Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?