that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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