Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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