yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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