what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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