How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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