No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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