I don't usually arrange sex via text message
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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