"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
