4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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