He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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