dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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