I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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