He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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