Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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