I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
