3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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