I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
we're so committed to being not committed
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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