i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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