Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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