I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It was confusing and full of hummus
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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