He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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