his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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