how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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