Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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