i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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