It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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