How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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