Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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