If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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