People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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