is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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