Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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