HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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