yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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