Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
