Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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