I'm really into asian looking animals
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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