booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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