Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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