Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
worst night to have a conscience
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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