i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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