Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.

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(314): View more from Missouri

chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.

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(816): View more from Missouri

After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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(661): View more from California

fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.

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(386): View more from Florida

You've never sent a girl a dick pic?

(772): View more from Florida

Call me old fashioned

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear

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