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  (716): View more from New York

  he smelled like listerine and beef tacos

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  (716): he smelled like listerine and beef tacos http://tfl.nu/l079
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.

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  (630): Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI. http://tfl.nu/qdh3
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.

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  (517): i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go. http://tfl.nu/u5fo
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.

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  (401): Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible. http://tfl.nu/g0k8
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.

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  (720): Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too. http://tfl.nu/q191
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.

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  (270): Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz. http://tfl.nu/48gp
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  (941): View more from Florida

  Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk

  (813): View more from Florida

  Crosswalk actually

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  (941): Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk (813): Crosswalk actually http://tfl.nu/wtpi
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  (916): View more from California

  I'm back here naked if anyones wondering

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  (916): I'm back here naked if anyones wondering http://tfl.nu/k937
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.

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  (317): I fell into his fridge. I want to leave. http://tfl.nu/ilpg
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol

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  (317): Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol http://tfl.nu/rsq8
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.

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  (908): I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be. http://tfl.nu/dw4c
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college

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  (336): Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college http://tfl.nu/8jl4
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.

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  (256): Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today. http://tfl.nu/f6j5
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

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  (503): You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask http://tfl.nu/3k90
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  (925): View more from California

  Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha

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  (925): Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha http://tfl.nu/s6cd
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