Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES