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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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