Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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