I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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