We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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