so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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