were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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