To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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