I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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