tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I love you.
Bad choice
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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