I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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