i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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