its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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