I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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