I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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