Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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